LAWN Painting

Lawn painting is this absurd practice maintained in communities that are drought prone; never mind that many of these spaces (i.e Los Angeles) are desert locales.  We seem to prefer the masquerade of lush landscaping, successfully marketed to the homeownership psyche (or sports fans in the early days of the Astrodome).  But I'm AM an absurdity peddler, and I HAVE made a figures in artificial grass ...